Hello, I'm Alice! Well, they call me Alice. I don't know why. I call me Alice too. Still don't know why.
I'm twenty-thousand years old, self proclaimed Sergeant Procrastinator, CEO of Hermits Incporated, a bit of a lazy-lumpous, and an awkward turtle on a road to who-knows-where. But! C'est la vie!
Sensibly expect nonsense.
Here, there be: Sherlock | Doctor Who | Beatles | Avengers and plenty of other fancies.
P.S. If you steal my stuff, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish.
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